The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror XIX (2008)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Milhouse : I like your witch costume, Lisa.
Lisa Simpson : I'm not a witch, I'm a Wiccan. Why is it that whenever a woman is strong and powerful, they call her a witch?
[Muted trombone vocalizes]
Lisa Simpson : You said something, mom?
Marge Simpson : No, I was just practicing my trombone.
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Bart Simpson : [from "Untitled Transformers Parody"] Hey, Lis. I think I see one with your name on it.
Lisa Simpson : Well, it can't possibly top your present last year: a box full of your burps.
Bart Simpson : Oh, that reminds me. Here's your stocking stuffer.
[Bart burps into Lisa's stocking]
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Homer Simpson : Lisa, what's happening?
Lisa Simpson : If I were to guess, I'd say two alien races who have been fighting for centuries have chosen our planet to fight their final battle.
Homer Simpson : It is a good planet to settle things.