- Chuckie: [to Tommy, after biting Stu's finger] Is your Dad mad at me? I've never heard him say words like that before.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: [talking about his trailer] I might take this baby on the road by myself. You just wait and see, I'll throw in an old mattress and an icebox and it'll be just like the old days.
- Stu Pickles: Who's old days?
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: [to Angelica] Take my advice and enjoy the best years of your life while you can. Oh, to think I was at Woodstock. Those pesky kids sure made a racket though!