Rugrats (TV Series)

Mommy's Little Assets/Chuckie's Wonderful Life (1994)

Christine Cavanaugh: Chuckie Finster, Chuckie's Angel

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Quotes 

• [in an alternate reality, Tommy is scrounging for food in a garbage bin] 

  Chuckie Finster : Why isn't he in his house?

  Chuckie's Angel : Angelica took his house!

  Chuckie Finster : Why isn't he playing with his toys?

  Chuckie's Angel : Angelica took his toys!

  Chuckie Finster : But what about his parents?

  [the Angel is silent] 

  Chuckie Finster : Oh, no... you mean...

  Chuckie's Angel : Yep. She took them, too.

• Angelica : [in Chuckie's vision a skinny and emaciated Tommy wearing tattered clothes approaches a morbidly obese Angelica who's taken over his house]  I thought I told you to stay out of my sight!

  Tommy Pickles : Angelica could I have just one little crumb of cookie even if it's already been in your mouth please?

  Angelica : Sorry Tommy no can do, if I started giving you crumbs pretty soon I'd have to give them to everyone

  [starts to eat another cookie but drops it] 

  Angelica : and come to think of it I'll take that rattle too!

  [snatches it from him and throws it into a pile of toys] 

  Chuckie Finster : No Tommy no, don't let her do it, stand up for yourself!

  [reaches for Tommy but his hand passes through him] 

  Chuckie Finster : I don't get it Tommy never lets Angelica push him around!

  Chuckie's Angel : The only reason he's so brave is that he has you around to back him up.

  Chuckie Finster : Me?, but I always get a-scared!

  Chuckie's Angel : [they look on as Angelica continues to stuff her face]  It doesn't matter having a friend like you gives Tommy the guts to stand up to bullies like Angelica, without you he's just another broken down baby bumming cookie crumbs

  [Tommy eats the cookie Angelica dropped earlier] 

• Chas Finster : [from offscreen]  So what do you want to do now Socky?

  [in a high pitched voice] 

  Chas Finster : I don't know Chas what do you think we should do?

  Chuckie Finster : Who's my dad talking to?

  Chuckie's Angel : Chuckie, you may not like what you're about to see

  Chas Finster : [walks in holding a sock puppet and speaking for Socky]  We could just watch C-SPAN. They're showing the proceedings of the house, ways and means committee today

  Chuckie Finster : [shocked]  My dad is talking to a sock!

  Chuckie's Angel : Who else would he talk to? You don't exist, remember?

  Chuckie Finster : I'd better go play with him

  [runs towards him but passes through him] 

  Chuckie Finster : Hey my hand goes right through him!

  Chuckie's Angel : Of course

  Chuckie Finster : But how come?

  Chuckie's Angel : I already told you, Chuckie.

  [points at him] 

  Chuckie's Angel : You do not exist! People in this world can't see you, they can't hear you, and they definitely can't play with you.

  Chuckie Finster : [disappointed]  Oh

  Chas Finster : Hey, I know, Socky! Let's start on that 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle!

  [as Socky] 

  Chas Finster : No, Chas, I'm not very good at jigsaw puzzles. I don't have any hands.

  [as himself] 

  Chas Finster : Well, C-SPAN it is, then. Socky?

  [as Socky] 

  Chas Finster : Yeah?

  [as himself] 

  Chas Finster : I wish you were real.

  [sadly as Socky] 

  Chas Finster : Me, too.