Kurt Lockwood: Chris

Quotes 

• Lanny : Am I ugly?

  Chris : No, baby. You're not ugly.

  Lanny : Am I stupid?

  Chris : No, baby. You're not stupid. Listen. You're just young. Be yourself. Go to Paris. Forget about Tony.

  Lanny : But I love him so much.

  Chris : I know you do. Hey. Hey. You better bring me some postcards, okay?

  Lanny : I will. If you find my dad downstairs, tell him I love him.

  Chris : You got it.

• Allison : I kind of wish you would do a sculpture of me. Kind of like the ones outside.

  Chris : Yeah?

  Allison : Yeah.

  Chris : Maybe. Someday.

  Allison : What? I'm not enough of a muse?

  Chris : Oh, you're plenty of a muse.

  Allison : Hmm.

  Chris : It's just that I'd need to do certain, certain studies.

  Allison : How do you study for a sculpture.

  [Allison starts unzipping Chris' jacket] 

  Chris : Allison, we can't...

  Allison : I'll be quiet. It's not incest yet.

• Tony : So, I hear you have the next 4 days off. What makes you so lucky?

  Lanny : Yeah, I'm leaving for Paris tomorrow.

  Tony : Really? Why?

  Lanny : [Lanny playfully pokes Tony]  "Why?"

  Chris : Hey, is your father gonna give you a lift to the airport?

  Lanny : Why, are you gonna get up at 5:00 and drive me?

  Chris : What, you don't think I can?

  Tony : So, what are we gonna do without you around here?

  Lanny : I'm not gonna miss you either, jerk. I'll be busy with all of my French lovers. I'll write you all about it.

  Chris : Don't bother. He can't read.

• Chris : You proposed, didn't you?

  Tony : I mean, did I? Did you, did you actually hear me?

  Chris : Yes.

  Tony : Man, I was so fuckin' high, she was so fuckin' high. I mean, there is no way she remembers.

  Chris : Mom probably reminded her. Aren't you supposed to be at work?

  Tony : That's another thing, man. Why the hell am I going in the family business and not you?

  Chris : Why don't you tell me?

  Tony : 'Cause you won't fuckin' do it.

  Chris : Wrong. Try again.

  Tony : Because...

  Chris : Because, little brother, you think that you want money and power.

  Tony : Correction, I definitely want money and power.

  Chris : Well, Spiderman, with great power comes great responsibility.