James Deen: Tony

Quotes 

• Grace : Are you ready to put yourself in my hands?

  Tony : Yes.

  Grace : Yes, what?

  Tony : Yes, ma'am

  Grace : Allison is humiliated and in hiding. And your father and her father are signing a merger agreement and it should've occurred to you that even if you don't have a cent, even if your father cuts you out completely, that Allison's money will keep you idle and rich for the rest of your days. Allison is a wonderful girl. You do realize that, don't you?

• Allison : [Allison and Tony are skinny-dipping in the jacuzzi]  So, Grace tells me you're working for your dad now.

  Tony : Well, I'm also studying. I'm trying, I'm trying to study. I'm enrolled, but, um, I don't know. My dad's got these maniacs teaching me the open business. They're taking up all my time. They're sucking the life out of me.

  Allison : I hope they haven't sucked everything out.

  [Allison and Tony start making out] 

• Tony : So, I hear you have the next 4 days off. What makes you so lucky?

  Lanny : Yeah, I'm leaving for Paris tomorrow.

  Tony : Really? Why?

  Lanny : [Lanny playfully pokes Tony]  "Why?"

  Chris : Hey, is your father gonna give you a lift to the airport?

  Lanny : Why, are you gonna get up at 5:00 and drive me?

  Chris : What, you don't think I can?

  Tony : So, what are we gonna do without you around here?

  Lanny : I'm not gonna miss you either, jerk. I'll be busy with all of my French lovers. I'll write you all about it.

  Chris : Don't bother. He can't read.

• Chris : You proposed, didn't you?

  Tony : I mean, did I? Did you, did you actually hear me?

  Chris : Yes.

  Tony : Man, I was so fuckin' high, she was so fuckin' high. I mean, there is no way she remembers.

  Chris : Mom probably reminded her. Aren't you supposed to be at work?

  Tony : That's another thing, man. Why the hell am I going in the family business and not you?

  Chris : Why don't you tell me?

  Tony : 'Cause you won't fuckin' do it.

  Chris : Wrong. Try again.

  Tony : Because...

  Chris : Because, little brother, you think that you want money and power.

  Tony : Correction, I definitely want money and power.

  Chris : Well, Spiderman, with great power comes great responsibility.