A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008 TV Movie)

Bill Barretta: Pepe the Prawn, Swedish Chef, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Bobo the Bear, Husband Pigeon

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Quotes 

• Mobster : Hey, it's that looney shrimp that called us earlier.

  Pepe the Prawn : They call me the Prawn.

  Mobster : Hey! Are you correcting my friend over here? Because if you are, I'm gonna dip you in cocktail sauce and bite your tasty little head off!

  Pepe the Prawn : Shrimp is fine.

• Fozzie Bear : Hey, guys, here's a joke for ya. Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws!

  [Alarm goes off] 

  Bobo the Bear : All right, step aside. Did you know that telling jokes at an airport terminal is a federal offense? Especially jokes that are that bad.

  Fozzie Bear : Well, if you didn't like that one, I've got a hundred more.

  [takes out index cards] 

  Bobo the Bear : He's got cards!

  [Tackles Fozzie] 

• Pepe the Prawn : We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.

  Rizzo the Rat : But our flying unicorns are at the shop.