A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008 TV Movie)

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Statler, Beaker

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Quotes 

• Miss Piggy : How long does it take to mail a stinking letter?

  Kermit the Frog : Piggy, you have to be patient.

  Miss Piggy : Well, I'm going to talk to the mayor.

  Michael Bloomberg : Yes, Miss Piggy?

  Miss Piggy : Oh, Mayor Bloomberg! Take me to the front of this line.

  Michael Bloomberg : Sorry, Miss Piggy, but that would be rude, and one thing New York is known for is niceness.

  Miss Piggy : What has he done to this city?

• Statler : This is my favorite Christmas tradition.

  Waldorf : Carolers?

  Statler : No, heckling them!

  [both laugh] 

  Statler : Hey, how about you do Silent Night?

  Waldorf : Not sing it, just stay silent all night!

• Kermit the Frog : This post office is going postal!

• Waldorf : [as the Muppets are dropped off by the postman]  Look at what the post office sent.

  Statler : Yeah. Return to sender!

• Miss Piggy : Kermit, if you really want to go to the North Pole, then go ahead.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, thank you, Piggy.

  Miss Piggy : And do me a favor. When you get there... stay there!

• Pepe the Prawn : We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.

  Rizzo the Rat : But our flying unicorns are at the shop.