- Taylor Wethersby: I specifically asked you not to say anything to Matt!
- Jordan Wethersby: There was a *chocolate bear*!
- Nathan Stone: I thought that Eli burned my Dad's journal.
- Dr. Chen: Yeah, he did. It's ash, Dude.
- Nathan Stone: So how did you know that I was supposed to be in court? What? Did you use some Eastern mystic power to reanimate it?
- Dr. Chen: Yeah... it's called KINK-O'S!
- [last lines]
- Aaron Stone: [narrating from his journal a letter addressed to his son Nate when Nate was still a kid] You boys are my whole world. I know what's in store for both of you,
- [adult Nate raises a glass and mouths the words "to Pop"]
- Aaron Stone: and... I just cry
- [Nate and his brother Eli clink glasses]
- Aaron Stone: because I'm so very proud. I love you, Nathan. I love you so much it aches. Happy birthday. Love, Dad.