Lost in Austen (TV Mini Series)

Episode #1.4 (2008)

Tom Mison: Mr Bingley

Quotes 

• Mr. Darcy : [Bursts into room]  Ah! Well met, well met! Bingley, Miss Lydia and I have just now returned from the opera...

  Mr. Bingley : Darcy.

  Mr. Darcy : ...And the problem with the opera of course, is one cannot...

  Mr. Bingley : Sir, will you have done? Your subterfuge is well-meaning but it is puerile and demeans us all. There is no opera in Hammersmith. You've just arrived from god-knows-where, that much is plain.

• Mr. Bingley : Miss Lydia and I came yesterday and have spent our hours philosophizing. Although her father would have it, we've been making the beast with two backs.

  Mr. Bennet : Time to take the weapons from the wall, Mr. Bingley! Pick up your damn spear and take guard!

• Mr. Bingley : We shall have 25 children and name them all 'Amanda'. Even the boys.