The State (TV Series)

Episode #2.2 (1994)

Michael Patrick Jann: Various

Quotes 

• Kerri Kenney : [Both doing voice-overs]  This vacation, I will wear a bikini everywhere.

  Michael Patrick Jann : I will be drunk before 10 a.m.

  Kerri Kenney : I will use my charm to seduce a hand puppet.

  Michael Patrick Jann : I will pretend I am a priest and expose myself to donkeys.

  Kerri Kenney : I will make love to a clown.

  Michael Patrick Jann : I will send postcards to my socks.

  Kerri Kenney : I will break bottles with my ass.

  Michael Patrick Jann : I will be assassinated by monkeys.