King of the Hill (TV Series)

Uh-Oh Canada (2009)

Phil Hendrie: Guard, Police Officer #1, Gordon

Quotes 

• Bill Dauterive : I love Canada's national anthem. Too bad they don't play it much at the Olympics.

  Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr. : And your money has a girl on it!

  Gordon : You Americans, you're so gosh-darn ignorant and self-centered. Tell me who our prime minister is.

  Hank Hill : Why?

• Police Officer #1 : [taking Hank's DUI test]  .085. That's a D-W-I for Y-O-U.

  Police Officer #2 : [taking Gordon's DUI test]  .09. Huh. You win, Canada.

• Gordon : If you're ever up in Canada to get reasonably-priced pharmaceuticals or, you know, a breath of fresh air, huh, look us up. Keep your stick on the ice.

• Hank Hill : Hey, uh, we're gonna watch Super Bowl XIII later, the Broncos' "orange crush" versus the Cowboys' "doomsday defense". Wanna pull up a chair?

  Gordon : Oh thanks, but you know, I prefer the fast-paced Canadian 3-down system. I mean American football is a real snoozer, huh?. Enjoy your nap though, eh?