King of the Hill (TV Series)

Lucky See, Monkey Do (2009)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Peggy Hill : We need to break Luanne out of here and get her to a hospital.

  Hank Hill : I don't know, Peggy. What if she gives birth in my truck? There's a limit to what Armor-All can do.

• Bobby Hill : What's her name?

  Luanne : Well, we have decided to name her after one of our favorite things: Lasagne.

  Hank Hill : What?

  Luanne : Lasagne Kleinschmidt.

  Peggy Hill : They gave you the *good* stuff, didn't they?

• Hank Hill : [Reading Highlights for Children]  I tell you what, this Doofus guy is a dumbass.

• Hank Hill : The best part about being a parent is all the stuff you get to assemble and then disassemble.