- Peggy Hill: We need to break Luanne out of here and get her to a hospital.
- Hank Hill: I don't know, Peggy. What if she gives birth in my truck? There's a limit to what Armor-All can do.
- Bobby Hill: What's her name?
- Luanne: Well, we have decided to name her after one of our favorite things: Lasagne.
- Hank Hill: What?
- Luanne: Lasagne Kleinschmidt.
- Peggy Hill: They gave you the *good* stuff, didn't they?
- Dale: So Bill's taking a solo drive across the desert. How much of Bill's body do you think vultures will refuse to eat?
- Lucky: I've seen a lot of nature documentaries, and I find that most of life's questions can be answered with another question: what would a monkey do?
- Peggy Hill: Bobby, I need you to create a distraction.
- Bobby Hill: Hmmm, a chance to stretch my improv muscles. I like it.
- Luanne: We're going to listen to Myrna now, Aunt Peggy. It's not that we don't love you, it's just that we want our baby to live.
- Lucky: [Looking at his newborn daughter] She bears a strong resemblance to my side of the family. 'Course that might change once she gets teeth.
- Luanne: Myrna says that everything's black and white and red. That will both soothe and stimulate the baby.
- Peggy Hill: I see. I wonder if that's why the Nazis chose those colors?
- Hank Hill: The best part about being a parent is all the stuff you get to assemble and then disassemble.