Defendor (2009)
Woody Harrelson: Arthur Poppington aka Defendor
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Quotes
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Defendor : If you break the law, you're a punk. If you break the law with a badge, you're a punk with a badge.
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Arthur Poppington : Why do you smoke that stuff?
Kat : Why do you dress up like a superhero?
Arthur Poppington : Mmm... 'Cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor, I'm not Arthur any more. I'm a million times better than Arthur.
Kat : Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me, either. It's the same.
Arthur Poppington : Yeah, but you should want to be you because you're really pretty.
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Defendor : Look out, termites. It's squishing time.
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Chuck Dooney : Who writes your dialogue? Superman?
Defendor : No. I write it myself.
Chuck Dooney : You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.
Defendor : No. You need a ghost writer. 'Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you.
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Arthur Poppington : I'll see you on the moon.
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Arthur Poppington : Guns don't hurt me.
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Arthur Poppington : There are at least eight ways to break out of this dump. I'm taking the front door.
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Chuck Dooney : Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
Defendor : You're worst nightmare.
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Kat : Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.
Arthur Poppington : You shouldn't take other people's stuff.
Kat : Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your cock now?
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Kat : Defender?
Arthur Poppington : [Emphasizing] De-FEN-DOR!
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Arthur Poppington : Trouble has a way of following me.
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Arthur Poppington : I'm gonna capture Captain Industry!
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Arthur Poppington : She's *not* a hooker! She's a *friend*!
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Paul Carter : [to the Judge] He dresses up in tights and he calls himself Defendor, with a big D on his chest and on a cape.
Arthur Poppington : No. Capes are for flying. I don't... I don't fly.
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[first lines]
Dr. Park : Arthur? Arthur.
Arthur Poppington : Yeah.
Dr. Park : Are you thinking about the question?
Arthur Poppington : Mmm... Are you Japanese?
Dr. Park : No.
Arthur Poppington : Mieko Tatsuri is Japanese.
Dr. Park : Oh. Who is Mieko Tatsuri?
Arthur Poppington : Mmm... She's the leader of Blowback. Her father is a ninja and her mother is an alien from the gamma sector.
Dr. Park : Okay well, I'm Korean from Earth.
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Arthur Poppington : There'll be time for questions later. Right now, I need your help.
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Arthur Poppington : Well, you spend all of my money on drugs.
Kat : Yeah, and...?
Arthur Poppington : Well, you should spend it on a typewriter, like Lois Lane.
Kat : Well guess what? I'm not Lois Lane, and you're not fucking Superman. So go jack off on some other fantasy, all right?
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Arthur Poppington : Why do you lie?
Kat : I'm good at it.
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Arthur Poppington : As long as he is free, other mothers are in danger.