- Tina Belcher: What if there's a handsome 15-year-old prodigy up on stage? And our eyes meet, and he says, 'I sure could use some help warming up my lips to play this oboe.' And I go up there, and warm up his lips and the audience is like 'oboe you didn't!'
- Linda Belcher: We can't keep looking for your dress shoes. We gotta go!
- Bob Belcher: But these clogs look stupid and the whole symphony's going to laugh at me.
- Louise Belcher: Maybe the trombone player will just make a sad trombone sound.