This is one of the worst movies I have seen in awhile. It's complete and utter trash; and when the film-makers saw how bad this pos is they tried calling it a "comedy" and "horror spoof". Make no mistake, this isn't a comedy or a spoof, they were serious when they were making this and failed hard.
A mafioso gangster catches his wife and another guy cheating and has a special man off both of them. They're out in the woods where these mutant-zombie-dwarf things are, hoping they will devour the corpses. But, shocking to no one, it turns out that the hit-man was the real cheater and he and the woman try to get away from the mafioso. As the gangster hunts them down, he encounters many different demon things, each one dumber than the last. These encounters are drawn out and mostly filler scenes. He kills each of them and gets stronger. The other two are armed with plot armor (a talisman) that stops pretty much everything in the movie. A plot point pulled literally out of someone's backside; the cheater-hit-man says he suddenly remembers a story from an Indian tribe that says a demon warrior with mixed blood will come and battle against a medicine man/shaman. After more endless walking and the movie going nowhere, they two finally meet this shaman, through a girl possessed by him. This shaman has the ability to possess people by looking at them and makes them go get a big stick so he can roast and eat them. They try to save the girl, but are unable to break the shaman's spell. Instead they go and steal the girl's boyfriend's car (these are our leads, the characters were meant to feel for btw), as the demon warrior with mixed blood mafioso gangster fights and quickly kills the shaman. He approaches the car the two are in, and his wife gets out and just quickly kills him by shooting his crotch with a crossbow. she gets in the car, and presumably after gaining the shaman's powers, says "Get me a stick".
This is a big stinking pile of ####. The characters are one dimensional, insipid, and down right terrible people. The two leads are cheaters, so right there I don't want to see them live. The acting ranges from flat to way over doing it (particularly the girl that gets eaten off screen). The story is a clusterf### that doesn't try to make sense. The effects aren't good by any means, the demons are all so stupid and lame looking. The last time I saw a movie this bad was Won Ton Baby, but that movie knew it was freaking terrible, and was tongue-in-cheek about it. And at least that movie made me chuckle once or twice. This is just terrible, there's no twisting it into something different. Every copy of this should be burned, but that would be a waste of fire.
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