- Clemson Murn: In fact, I'm a little chilly right now.
- John Economos: You are?
- Clemson Murn: No. But I saw it as an opportunity for growth to say I was.
- Leota Adebayo: We don't need to know how much she enjoyed having sex with you.
- Christopher Smith: What if it's a clue?
- Leota Adebayo: It's not.
- Christopher Smith: Fair. I was just trying to slip it into the conversation, hoping you'd notice. It's my bad.
- Christopher Smith: Is scissoring real? I keep getting contradictory reports.
- Leota Adebayo: I suspected you were a butt baby from the beginning.
- Christopher Smith: Oh, I'm all for it. One thing I'm in favor of, it's two chicks going at it.
- Leota Adebayo: Oh, geez.
- Christopher Smith: What? I'm a fuckin' ally.
- Leota Adebayo: Having a lesbian haircut doesn't make you an ally.
- Christopher Smith: You haven't seen my porn folder, 400 gigs of alliance.