- [Gargamel's Miss-Fortune, last lines]
- Dreamy Smurf: I've been wondering.
- Papa Smurf: About what?
- Dreamy Smurf: Can anyone really predict the future?
- Papa Smurf: Well, Dreamy, I don't know. Personally, I think we can only dream about the future.
- Dreamy Smurf: Dream about the future? Good idea, Papa Smurf! I'll get started right now!
- [from Gargamel's Miss-Fortune]
- Gargamel: [after seeing Azrael as a black cat] Well, it could have been a coincidence, but - I want more proof!
- Esmeralda Fortune: [offended] More proof?
- [calmly chuckles]
- Gargamel: Very well. I shall read the bumps on your head.
- Gargamel: [shows his lump on his head] You want to read bumps? Well, tell me what this one says.
- Esmeralda Fortune: Well, this one says...
- [Esmeralda feels his bump]
- Gargamel: OUCH!
- Esmeralda Fortune: [rubs it] Hmm... It seems a rainstorm is headed this way.
- [a shot of Gargamel's place shows clear blue skies]
- Gargamel: [looks out the window] A rainstorm? Ha! You took me for a fool. There's not a cloud in the sky.
- Esmeralda Fortune: [determinedly] Nevertheless, a rainstorm is headed this way!
- [Cohort is shown with a bucketful of water]
- Gargamel: Bah! It would take weeks before we get any...
- [a huge splash of water pours all over Gargamel and Azrael making them cough and sputter]
- Gargamel: ...rain!
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Smurfette: Oh, let's play a game.
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate games.
- Brainy Smurf: I think that's an excellent idea, Smurfette. As Papa Smurf always says, playing games is a smurfy way to exercise the mind.
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate exercise.
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Smurfette: I know a smurfy game we haven't played in weeks, hide-and-go-smurf.
- Smurfs: Yay!
- Hefty Smurf: Great idea, Smurfette. Brainy, you're it.
- Brainy Smurf: I'm always it. Smurf tag, I'm it. Ring around the smurfberry bush, I'm it. Hide-and-go-smurf, I'm it. Hmm, I must be particularly talented in that area.
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Brainy Smurf: Oh, Gargamel, you are so foolish. Everyone knows you have to have six Smurfs to make gold.
- Gargamel: Quite right, and thanks to my little invention here, in a few moments, there will be six Smurfs.
- Brainy Smurf: Six? Ha! Why, that's plain impossible. If there's one thing I know...
- [more Brainys begin to appear]
- Brainy Smurf #2: I...
- Brainy Smurf #3: Know...
- Brainy Smurf #4: It...
- Brainy Smurf #5: Can't...
- Brainy Smurf #6: Be done.
- Brainys: At least, I didn't think so!
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Smurfette: Oh, Papa Smurf, I'm so worried. We can't smurf Brainy anywhere.
- Handy Smurf: He might be lost in the forest.
- Hefty Smurf: Or hurt.
- Papa Smurf: Now, now, my little Smurfs. I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. He's probably still out smurfing for you.
- Smurfette: [cries] But, Papa Smurf, we've been hiding for so long, even Brainy could've found us.
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Brainy Smurf: [while in a cage] Well, we'd better try to escape.
- Brainy Smurf #2: Papa Smurf always says...
- Brainy Smurf #3: I know what Papa Smurf always says.
- Brainy Smurf #4: I know better than you do!
- Gargamel: QUIET! Quiet, you little monsters, or I might feed five of you to Azrael and make six more of you!
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Gargamel: [pours ingredients into his cauldron] Now, where was I? Oh, yes, yes. A dash of ground toenail troll, a touch of pre-digested bat's milk, just a pinch of powdered unicorn hoof.
- [holds a jug]
- Gargamel: Eh, now let me see, uh, how much was it of the... blech... sea serpent slime?
- Brainys: A jug full!
- Gargamel: [pours in all the slime] A jug full.
- [gasps]
- Gargamel: A jug full? A JUG FULL?
- [the cauldron explodes]
- Gargamel: You despicable little blue loudmouths! Look what you made me do! It's supposed to be a thimble full. Now I'll have to get more!
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Papa Smurf: Hmm, Brainy has been gone so long, even I'm beginning to get worried.
- [Handy appears with Brainy]
- Handy Smurf: Here he is, Papa Smurf!
- Papa Smurf: Oh, thank goodness. Brainy, where have...
- [Smurfette appears with another Brainy]
- Smurfette: Oh, Papa Smurf! I smurfed Brainy!
- Papa Smurf: Wonderful! That... Wh-What's going on here?
- [four more Smurfs appear, each with a Brainy]
- Smurfs: Oh, Papa Smurf, here's...
- Papa Smurf: Oh, my!
- [from Smurfiplication, each Brainy is staying with a different Smurf]
- Brainy Smurf: [to Handy, who is building] I think you should be more careful.
- Brainy Smurf #2: [to Hefty, who is exercising] You are really doing it all wrong.
- Brainy Smurf #3: [to Painter, who is painting] Oh, if I can make one small suggestion.
- Brainy Smurf #4: [to Greedy, who is decorating a cake] You really should let me do it.
- Brainy Smurf #5: [to Tailor, who is sewing] After all, I am an expert.
- Brainy Smurf #6: [to Farmer, who is watering his plants] And one should always accept really good advise.
- Brainys: As Papa Smurf always says...
- [the six Brainys are thrown out of the village]
- Brainys: We can't go on meeting like this.
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Papa Smurf: I have gone over all my books and I still cannot solve the problem of the six Brainys.
- Smurfs: Awww!
- Papa Smurf: I know how you all feel. We have too many Brainys.
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate too many Brainys!
- Papa Smurf: I will have to study Gargamel's formula, and since I know the Smurfiplication machine is there, I'm going to have to take all six Brainys with me.
- Smurfs: Hurray!
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Gargamel: [while out at sea] Oh, blast those horrible little Smurfs. I always get... hiccup... seasick out here.
- [sees slime in the water]
- Gargamel: Ah, what a stroke of luck. Good luck, in fact.
- [as Gargamel gathers the slime, a sea serpent appears behind him]
- Gargamel: Usually, whenever you find sea serpent slime, there's sure to be a...
- [the sea serpent drools on him]
- Gargamel: SEA SERPENT!
- [Gargamel quickly paddles away with the sea serpent chasing after him]
- Gargamel: Help! Yaa! Ohh!
- [from Smurfiplication]
- Papa Smurf: [looks in Gargamel's book] Gargamel certainly is a sloppy fellow. I'm not sure I can read the whole formula.
- [Smurfiplication, last lines]
- Brainy Smurf: [to the Smurfs] And as I said to Papa Smurf, there is a great lesson to be learned from all of this.
- Papa Smurf: Heh heh heh. Yes, Brainy. Being faced by several Brainys must have taught you a great deal about yourself.
- Brainy Smurf: Oh, indeed, Papa Smurf. It has taught me that one Brainy Smurf is not nearly enough to go around. Why, with more of me...
- [Brainy is tossed out of the village]
- Brainy Smurf: [sighs] Alone again.