Death at a Funeral (2010)

Kevin Hart: Brian

Quotes 

• [Brian has brought Aaron's father's coffin inside. Aaron opens the casket and looks inside] 

  Aaron : Brian, who's this?

  Brian : You know, I asked myself the same thing when my dad passed. I said, "Who is this man?"

  Aaron : No, Brian, who is this in the coffin? Because that's not my father.

  Brian : Are you sure?

  Aaron : Are you asking me if I'm sure I know what my father looks like?

  Brian : You know, people make mistakes in times of grief...

  Aaron : Look at the damn body, man!

  [the coffin's revealed to have a deceased, elderly, Asian man inside] 

  Brian : Oh, shit...

  Aaron : [angrily]  You got Jackie Chan in there!

• [the undertakers mistakenly brought the wrong coffin] 

  Brian : We are very scattered today. This type of thing almost never happens.

  Aaron : Almost never happens?

  Brian : I said that out loud?

  Aaron : This is not Burger King, man! You can't just mess up my order!

  Brian : Please just calm down. I think I know where he is.

  Aaron : You think? If my dad's not in this coffin in one hour, then you have to take his place, you got it?

  Brian : Don't worry, I'll get him back. I promise that. He's in one of two places, I think it's the second place...

• [the undertakers bring the right coffin] 

  Brian : I think you'll find that everything's in perfect order.

  Michelle : Oh, so now you want to be professional.

  Aaron : You got your keys? You got your BlackBerry? 'Cause once we bury him, we're not gonna dig him back up just so you can tweet.

  Brian : I'm trying, okay?