Frozen (I) (2010)

Emma Bell: Parker O'Neil

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• Parker O'Neil : Okay then, Lynch, what *is* the worst way to die?

  Joe Lynch : What...

  Parker O'Neil : No, no, no, you have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear?

  Joe Lynch : That's easy. The Sarlacc pit.

  Parker O'Neil : I'm sorry, the what?

  Joe Lynch : The Sarlacc pit. From "Return of the Jedi". Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a thousand years - worst death ever.

  Dan Walker : [in a mocking whiny voice]  Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? Why?

• Parker O'Neil : I am not waiting till we get back to campus to eat. I am starving.

  Dan Walker : Why didn't you just eat some of that pizza?

  Parker O'Neil : Oh, that cardboard with tomato sauce you guys ate? That's not pizza. That's like roller-skating-rink-birthday-party pizza. No.

  Joe Lynch : There's a Papa Gino's in the way back. It's like 15 minutes down the mountain.

  Parker O'Neil : Sweet. I may eat a whole real pizza myself, thank you.

• Parker O'Neil : The sun feels good.

  Joe Lynch : First we're freezing, now we're gonna get sunburned. Be careful what you wish for, right?

• [Parker lights a cigarette and begins smoking, Joe sniffs] 

  Joe Lynch : Can you guys smell that fresh mountain air? It smells a bit like... cancer.

  Parker O'Neil : You know what? I am so sick of potheads, giving me shit about smoking butts.

  Joe Lynch : At least pot does something for you.

  Parker O'Neil : Oh.

  Joe Lynch : Yes, cigarettes are just gross, especially in the cold. They stick to you. You smell like an ashtray, an old man's used floss.

• [first lines] 

  Joe Lynch : I don't see her.

  Dan Walker : The shift changes. Just give it a couple of minutes.

  Parker O'Neil : Are you sure about this?

  Dan Walker : Yeah yeah, works all the time. Besides, this lady loves Lynch. Loves him.