- Brian Griffin: [to Peter about the OJ Simpson trial] Well, Peter, it's generally believed that the jury made a mistake.
- Peter Griffin: You're saying all those guys in their powdery wigs, and their Pilgrim hats, and their big, gross wives were wrong? Man, they'd have to be stupider than you are when you fart yourself awake.
- Brian Griffin: [Cutaway to Brian sleeping in the living room, then he farts and wakes up] Hello? What the... wha...? Who's there? What's going on? Whatever's happening in here, just knock it off.
- Peter Griffin: Look, Lois, what do you say we just bury the hatchet, huh? We'll stay in tonight, pop some popcorn, and watch Jimmy Kimmel try.
- Peter Griffin: [while on the phone] Yeah, I'm babysitting for Stewie. I babysit now because I'm growing up. I am so getting hair down there.