Movie 43 (2013)

Seann William Scott: Brian (segment "Happy Birthday")

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• Brian : [segment "Happy Birthday"]  You fucked my girlfriend, dude!

  Pete : One time... for a week.

  Brian : What?

  Pete : But, I want to make it up to you.

  Brian : Can I - fuck your girlfriend?

  Pete : Yes. But, she broke up with me when she found out I slept with your girlfriend.

• Brian : [segment "iBabe"]  The iBabe has an advanced 3.2 gigahertz processor. We left an opening for a vent and then we placed a highly efficient, super powerful, micro fan in the opening.

  Boss : And?

  Robert : The vent is in her, um...

  Brian : Lower quadrant.

  Robert : Vagi-port.

  Arlene : Vagina.

  Brian : Vagi-port

  Arlene : The vent is in the vagina.

  Robert : A certain percent of our younger demographic are sticking there - you know what - in the vent.

  Boss : No. I don't know what.

  Arlene : Kids are sticking their penises in the vent. The fan then mangles their penises.

  Boss : Disgusting.

  Robert : Sir, the iBabe is a...

  Boss : High Fidelity music player.

  Arlene : Yes. It also looks and feels exactly like a naked woman.

• Pete : [segment: Happy Birthday]  One, two, three - surprise! I know. Right, buddy? Happy Birthday.

  Brian : You kidnapped an Irish midget.

  Pete : No! I caught you a leprechaun.