King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)

Ichirô Arishima: Tako

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• Tako : Full page ads of a smiling King Kong holding our drugs.

  Osamu Sakurai : Will he smile?

  Tako : He will. The catchphrase will be "I'll pulverize Godzilla because I use Pacific drugs.

• Pacific Pharmaceuticals clerk : Who's stronger: King Kong or Godzilla?

  Obayashi : Idiot! It's not a wrestling match!

  Tako : Fantastic! I like that idea! King Kong vs. Godzilla.

• Tako : Papers, radio, TV, magazines, all Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla! Free publicity for our rival.

  Obayashi : There's a movie too

  Pacific Pharmaceuticals advertising department employee : And "Godzilla-yaki" in restaurants.

  Tako : Fools! Where's the Mammoth Evil Spirit we poured a fortune into?

  Obayashi : No news yet.

  Tako : Send a telegram!

• Tako : Look! Who cares about Godzilla now? It's King Kong, King Kong, King Kong!

  Obayashi : Congratulations!

• Tako : As a PR man... you ever stop to think about the TV program we're sponsoring?

  Obayashi : Yes. Miracle Series.

  Tako : Explaining science is a miracle? Look. Only 5% watch it. No one cares about science! Do more research!

• Bystander : You're crazy! One million volts kept Godzilla out! One zap will flatten King Kong!

  Tako : We'll see about that!

  Onlooker : You wanna fight about it?

• Tako : Obayashi!

  Obayashi : The noddles are no good today, sir.

  Tako : You're worse!