The Man Who Loved (2008)

Tom Russell: Ryan

Quotes 

• Big Mike : You know what's a sure sign to prove you're cool? Having awesome facial hair.

  Mariya : But some of us can't grow facial hair...

  Big Mike : You're not trying.

  Mariya : Well, I have big boobs, and that's pretty cool.

  Big Mike : Then I'm still cool, because I'm packing both.

  Ryan : Wouldn't that then make Santa Claus the coolest one of all?

  J. D. : Hell, yeah, man; I'm down with the Claus.

  Ryan : I like Santa Claus, because he brings you presents. Unless you've been bad; then he brings you coal.