Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned (2009 Video Game)

Scott Hill: Johnny Klebitz

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• Johnny Klebitz : A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down.

• Johnny Klebitz : [During a shootout]  Fuck! You! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

• Billy Grey : So Johnny, where's my bike?

  Johnny Klebitz : You know where it is.

  Billy Grey : Let me rephrase the question: where the fuck is my bike and why haven't you fucking gotten it back, friend-brother?

• David 'Dave' Grossman : I'm being shafted. By the law! Do you have any idea what that feels like?

  Johnny Klebitz : Mercifully not.

• Billy Grey : Get my bike!

  Johnny Klebitz : What am I? YOUR FUCKING DOG?

  Brian Jeremy : I told you we should have got the bike.

  Johnny Klebitz : You told me? You told me? You don't tell me shit, you little fuck.

• Ashley Butler : look Johnny, look. have you got any money? I need forty bucks, I need it real bad, baby.

  Johnny Klebitz : [implying that she needed the money for drugs]  Not this time. You can kill yourself on your own. goodbye, Ash

• Ashley Butler : Just say the word, sugar, and we'll ride off into the sunset.

  Johnny Klebitz : Yeah, you, me, and that little habit of yours.

  Ashley Butler : You're my habit, Johnny.

• Johnny Klebitz : Anyone looking for a fat slav with a bladder problem?

• Thomas Stubbs III : [Revealing he's completely naked]  Tom Stubbs. How do you do?

  Johnny Klebitz : Well, now that you mention it... I'm starting to feel a little queasy.

• Johnny Klebitz : [When a prostitute leaves]  That... doesn't usually happen.

• Johnny Klebitz : [Crashes into a vehicle while on his bike]  Not again!

• Johnny Klebitz : [When a prostitute leaves]  Man, I am going straight to hell.

• Johnny Klebitz : [During a shootout]  I don't care if I die!