Mister Ed (TV Series)

Ed's Diction Teacher (1965)

Alan Young: Wilbur Post

Quotes 

• Wilbur Post : Do you two girls still want to go to the carnival tonight?

  Carol Post : We asked Gordon to take us, but he said he was going to be too busy around the house.

  Winnie Kirkwood : The Colonel used to adore carnivals. You know, he proposed to me in The Tunnel Of Love.

  Carol Post : No kidding? Well, you'd think he'd be glad to go back, if only for sentimental reasons.

  Wilbur Post : Maybe he doesn't want to return to the scene of the crime.