Mister Ed (TV Series)

Taller Than She (1963)

Mister Ed: Self

Quotes 

• Mister Ed : [referring to a filly on the riding trail]  Just look at her - 800 pounds of cuddly curves.

• [after being fitted with his new lift shoes, Mister Ed is grunting and struggling to move] 

  Mister Ed : Uh! Wilbur, I can't move! These horse shoes weigh a ton!

  Wilbur Post : Come on, Ed. This is no time to be kidding around.

  Mister Ed : Who's kidding? I feel like I'm wearing four buckets of cement.

  Wilbur Post : Oh boy, this is all your fault! You wanted to be taller!

  Mister Ed : But I didn't want to be heavier. What am I gonna do?

  Wilbur Post : What are YOU going to do? What am I going to do? If I don't get home right away, I'll be in terrible trouble with Carol.

  Mister Ed : But I can't even lift a hoof. We'd better go home in a cab.

• Mister Ed : Be kind to me, Wilbur. I just lost the love of my life.

  Wilbur Post : If Carol sees all this, you're gonna lose your owner!

  Mister Ed : I'm sorry about all this. I only took all this furniture from your house because I wanted to impress Penelope, but I guess I goofed.

  Wilbur Post : Never mind that. What am I going to tell Carol when she sees all of her new living room furniture here in your stall?

  Mister Ed : Tell her the truth. Tell her I did this.

  Wilbur Post : Oh, fine! I tell her that and I'll spend the rest of my life on the couch. The pscyhiatrist's couch in the local loony bin!