- Dave Torstenson: Taking a shower in gasoline is not fun, despite what Zoolander would have you believe.
- Charlie Pecoraro: What would ever make you turn down buying a bus?
- Greg Triebel: Rust probably, or really bad accidents.
- Charlie Pecoraro: ...both of which we have.
- Greg Triebel: I wasn't going to say that, but...
- Greg Triebel: Every car looks like a friggin' suppository, every car looks the same. I want to be able to pick my car out of a parking lot.
- Michael Jennings: Blood, sweat, and tears. That's what powers a Volkswagen.
- David A. Bramlett: And farts. Dog farts in our bus.
- Mary Torstenson: I was kinda surprised when he said he was gonna buy a Volkswagen bus - especially with the age of it and the fact that David doesn't have mechanical abilities.