The Offer (TV Mini Series)

Warning Shots (2022)

Nora Arnezeder: Francoise Glazer

Quotes 

• Francoise Glazer : Bourbon.

  Bettye McCartt : Mm.

  Francoise Glazer : It's good, eh? It's made in Kentucky. You know that, per capita, Kentucky had the most American men serve in the war?

  Bettye McCartt : I didn't know that.

  Francoise Glazer : Yes. That's why I drink it. Don't ask for Irish whiskey at my bar. I don't carry it. Do you want to know why?

  Bettye McCartt : Mm-hmm.

  Francoise Glazer : During the war, Ireland didn't let Allied troops use their ports. Not for munitions, not for soldiers, not for-not for fucking food. They just stayed on the sidelines while millions were exterminated. And you-you know what I say to them? Fuck them.

  Bettye McCartt : I like rum anyway.

  Francoise Glazer : The reason why I'm telling you this is so you understand the... the type of grudge-holding woman I am before I ask you what I'm about to ask you.

  Bettye McCartt : Okay.

  Francoise Glazer : What's Al hiding?

  Bettye McCartt : Francoise, I-

  [laughs] 

  Bettye McCartt : I'm not sleeping...

  Francoise Glazer : I don't mean other women. I-I'm not worried about that. I know where his dick goes every night.

  Bettye McCartt : [chuckles] 

  Francoise Glazer : I mean something else. There's something heavy around him that he's not telling me. What is it?

  Bettye McCartt : I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you. I'm also not gonna say anything if he hasn't.

  Francoise Glazer : So you're Ireland.

  Bettye McCartt : I'm an ally. I'm just not yours.

  Francoise Glazer : Touché, mon ami. I get why Al likes you. Let's have another drink.

• Bettye McCartt : Is it true that John Bonham drove his Harley Davidson through the lobby here?

  Francoise Glazer : Well, it's the same carpeting. See for yourself.

  Bettye McCartt : Were you here that night?

  Francoise Glazer : Yup, I was. Same night I found my ex-husband fucking Tara Satana in the bungalow. At the time, I thought it was the worst night of my life. But now I own this place, and he's in Ohio, so turns out it was the worst night of his life.

  Bettye McCartt : Mm-hmm. Best part of marriage is divorce, I guess.

  Francoise Glazer : In my case, yes.