- RuPaul - Host: [to the final two contestants] This is your very last chance to impress me and walk away with the prize. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life. Good luck and, for the last time, girls,
- [whispers]
- RuPaul - Host: don't fuck it up.
- RuPaul - Host: [to the winner] I pass the reigns onto you, my dear. It will be your job to spread the love, the message, the beauty of being the next drag superstar.
- RuPaul - Host: [to the winner] My queen, remember: if you can't love yourself, how are you going to love somebody else.
- [pause]
- RuPaul - Host: Now, walk.
- Nea Marshall Kudi - Bebe Zahara Benet: [discussing what everyone's real names are] Loca, what is yours?
- Jorge Flores - Nina Flowers: Jorge.
- Nea Marshall Kudi - Bebe Zahara Benet: Huh?
- Jorge Flores - Nina Flowers: Jorge... as in George.
- Nea Marshall Kudi - Bebe Zahara Benet: Oh, your name is George?
- Jorge Flores - Nina Flowers: Jorge. Jorge. Jorge.
- Nea Marshall Kudi - Bebe Zahara Benet: Huh?
- Jorge Flores - Nina Flowers: Ah, loca!
- [throws hands up]