Just Swipe (2021)

Ron G.: Brian

Quotes 

• Brian : Devin, this is what happens when you do Minecraft instead of math! And neither of you should be eating Twinkies this close to dinner!

  DEVIN : [whines]  But Daaaaad...

  Brian : [shouts]  Santa just texted me that he can hear all of this!

• Brian : Daddy is at work! He may be sitting in the shower, but he is working! And while I'm seeing things from down here, Devin, either you wipe the toilet seat after you pee or you're only allowed to pee sitting down like a girl!