Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Return of the Fearsome Fangs! (2009)

Phil Morris: Fox, Jonah Hex

Quotes 

• Fox : Wong Fei could never get you to bow before him. I won't have the same problem.

  Bronze Tiger : I bow before no one.

• Fox : I will let you live. I want you to walk this earth knowing you had a chance to stop us, to save your village and Hong Kong, and failed.

  Bronze Tiger : This temple is a curse. I should have never walked back through these gates.

  Batman : [with a rumble, the Batplane appears]  Don't look so surprised. Now, get in. We're going to Hong Kong.

• Wong Fei : Night after night, you return. Surely you must be running out of henchmen. When will you abandon these foolish attacks?

  Fox : When you're dead and the totem is in our hands.

  Wong Fei : Then this could be long time. Snack?

  Fox : Finish him!

  Wong Fei : [dodging an attack from the Shark]  Is that any way to treat your former master?

  [tapping him and sending him backwards] 

  Wong Fei : Always biting off more than you could chew, Shark.

  [dodging and beating the Vulture] 

  Wong Fei : Poor Vulture. Your wings are so easily clipped.

  [a poison dart hits him in the neck] 

  Fox : It's a shame the sun is rising, or we'd finish you off right now. But it's no matter. By the time it sets, the five deadly venoms housed in that dart will do the job for us. And the last line of defense protecting your precious totem will be gone.

• Jonah Hex : Well, I suppose you'll be wanting a share of the bounty for these here outlaws.

  Batman : Keep it. I fight for justice, not money.

  Jonah Hex : [tossing him a gold coin]  At least take this and get yourself a proper cowboy hat. Now, I can't be partnering up with someone who parades around in that ridiculous bat getup.

• Batman : Think you've got one more fight left in you?

  Bronze Tiger : Sorry, Batman. This time, I don't.

  Fox : What's this? The prideful fool surrenders?

  Bronze Tiger : Yes. But only if you promise to spare my people once you rule these lands.

  Fox : I will. But you must bow down before the greater man.

  Bronze Tiger : I've let my pride haunt me too many times, but I'll swallow it now if it means protecting my village.

  [kneeling before Fox] 

  Bronze Tiger : Besides, we're outmatched. And you remember Wong Fei's most important lesson: when outmatched... cheat.

  [he manages to knock the totem from Fox's hands, and Batman catches it] 

  Fox : The totem!

• Ace : On account of being a no-good, bounty-hunting polecat who tried to bring down the Royal Flush Gang, one Jonah Hex is sentenced to death. Come noontime, the old station whistle's gonna wail and send these here horses and you scattering to the four corners of the West. Any last words?

  Jonah Hex : Sure do. But ain't none of them fit to be spoken in front of the lady.

• Wong Fei : Come now. Let us see what you have learned. Attack your master.

  Fox : If I kill the old man, do I get to keep the temple?

  Vulture : Like you need to own any more buildings in China.