Quotes
Ann-Margret/Robert Mitchum/Tom Dreesen/Joseph Sorrentino
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
- Floyd R. Turbo: Los Angeles does not need an influx of foreigners. It needs an influx of Americans.
- [applause from the audience; Johnny first smiles agreeably, then looks toward them somewhat warily]
- Floyd R. Turbo: I was telling Mrs. Turbo that all the male athletes take drugs to help their performance. She told me to find out where they buy it.
- Tom Dreesen: A fan isn't somebody who goes to the ballpark when the team is in first place. A fan is somebody who goes to Wrigley Field. Last game in September. The Cubs are 102 games out. And you think they've still got a chance.
- Tom Dreesen: There's a saying if you eat Chinese food, an hour later you're hungry. I say if you eat Mexican food, an hour later you wish you'd eaten Chinese food.