- Self - Host: The struggle is real. What you have to focus on is what you know to be the truth. And I hope that these other girls are listening to this conversation, because I've been standing at this table for 100 years, and it comes up every single time. What are your musings on that, Kandy?
- Self - Contestant: I love it.
- [all laugh]
- Self - Host: Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- Self - Host: Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come... for you to lip sync... for your life!
- Self - Host: Con-drag-ulations, ladies. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here? All right, now let the music play!
- Self - Host: Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. While you untuck in the werkroom, the judges and I will deliberate. Okay, just between us squirrel friends, I think we've seen one of the best looks in Drag Race herstory and one of the worst looks.