The Inbetweeners (TV Series)
The Field Trip (2009)
James Buckley: Jay Cartwright
Quotes
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Neil Sutherland : Are we gonna have to swim back?
Simon Cooper : [shivering, referring to the sea] It's *very* cold in there.
Jay Cartwright : Just row back. On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.
Will McKenzie : [Annoyed] Do you think you can spare us the bullshit for one minute while I try figure out how not to die at sea?
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Will McKenzie : [after Jay has let off the emergency flare] Why the fuck did you do that?
Jay Cartwright : To get the Sea Police out!
Will McKenzie : And say what, 'Help, We've caught a fish!'? We're already in the Harbour. What are they gonna do? Tow us four feet closer to the shore?
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Will McKenzie : [a fish has jumped into the boat] Jesus Christ! How the hell has that happened?
Neil Sutherland : I dunno, it didn't have any bait on it.
Jay Cartwright : Get it out!
Neil Sutherland : It's just a fish.
Will McKenzie : It's a fucking terrifying, massive fish! Get rid of it Neil!
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Jay Cartwright : I'm going to go look for that yummy mummy that wants me to spunk on her tummy.
Will McKenzie : A rapey rhyme, how lovely.
