The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

Exam Time (2009)

Simon Bird: Will McKenzie

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Quotes 

• Will McKenzie : [after Chloe has dumped Jay]  Alright you big poof? Where's your bit then? I thought you'd be having it up to your nuts in guts.

  Jay Cartwright : [lying]  Nah, I had to er, I had to give her the boot.

  Will McKenzie : Did you? I thought you were really into her?

  Jay Cartwright : Nah, she was like frigid, and she wouldn't have this threesome, even though I organised it with a top lezzer model, and

  [sobs] 

  Jay Cartwright : my cock was too big for her!

  [breaks down] 

• [Will is musing about Carli kissing Simon] 

  Will McKenzie : [voice over]  So he'd finally worn her down, and Simon didn't know whether to come in his pants or text his friends. In the end, he did both.

• Will McKenzie : [after having soiled himself in the exam]  I thought it was a fart sir, I thought it was safe.