Mom (TV Series)

Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man (2021)

William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski

Quotes 

• Bonnie : [reads the engraving on her bracelet]  "No, sorry, no Linda here". What does this mean?

  Adam : Those were your first words you said to me, remember when I called the wrong number? Only it turned out to be the right number.

• Adam : [comes back with long stemmed roses for everyone]  One for you, one for you, one for you, one for you, one for you,

  [to Bonnie] 

  Adam : *two* for you, I'm no fool.

• Adam : I don't know how women do it, but guys have an unwritten rule, you don't talk bad about your ex until you're POSITIVE the relationship is over. Like the person's dead, they've been cremated, you're standing at the funeral and look in the urn.

  Marjorie : Grant dumped me by a text, in the words of Taylor Swift, we are never, ever, *ever* getting back together.