Mom (TV Series)

Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man (2021)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

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• Jill : [all sitting around to donate blood]  What happens if when I walk out of here I get hit by a bus and I don't have enough of my own blood to keep me alive?

  Marjorie : Then they'll just wheel you right back in here and give you some of my blood.

  Bonnie : [under her breath]  I would *not* take that offer.

• Jill : [Marjorie's broken her wrist]  We'll take you to the ER.

  Bonnie : Which for Wendy stands for 'Erection Room'.

• Marjorie : [filling out forms to donate blood]  Dammit!

  Tammy : What, question 8? "Have you ever had sex for money?"

  Marjorie : I just started taking blood thinners, I can't donate!

  Jill : Do you have them on you? Give me one!