Men in Black³ (2012)
Tommy Lee Jones: Agent K
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Quotes
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Agent K : Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
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[last lines]
Griffin : This is my NEW favourite moment in human history... unless this is the one where K forgets to leave a tip...
[sees a meteor about to hit the Earth in the distant future]
Agent K : Almost forgot...
[leaves a tip - a satellite appears and collides with the meteor, rendering the Earth safe]
Griffin : That was a close one!
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[Z's eulogy]
Agent K : I worked for Zed for over 40 years, and in all that time he never invited me to dinner. Heve never asked to me to his house to watch a game. He never shared a single detail of his personal life. Thank you.
Agent O : Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving.
Agent J : That was your eulogy?
Agent K : He was a good man.
Agent O : Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms, when I told the Felucian Zyglot about Zed's passing, she said something that I'm going to repeat. And I'm paraphrasing. Ahem.
[starts screeching in an alien tongue]
Agent O : That's just so Zed.
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Boris The Animal : Hello, K.
Agent K : Boris the Animal.
Boris The Animal : [angrily] It's just Boris!
Agent K : You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is... still shot off.
Boris The Animal : Yes, my arm.
[caresses his pet]
Boris The Animal : We've thought about that moment every day for the last 40 years.
Agent K : Well, that's just not living a full life.
Boris The Animal : I can promise you it will be longer than yours.
Agent K : Lonelier, too, since you're the last Boglodite standing.
Boris The Animal : We'll see about that. But first, I wanted the pleasure of killing you...
Agent J : [arrives on the roof] Yo, K.
[Boris starts shooting spikes at J and K, who use the door that Jay came through as a shield]
Agent K : Where the hell have you been?
Agent J : Fishing!
[Boris continues shooting spikes until J and K fall off of the roof]
Boris The Animal : You don't know it, K, but you're already dead.
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Agent J : Can you promise me something, if I go first, you'll do better than that at my funeral? Yeah, something like, uh: "J was a friend. Now there's a big part of me that's gone. Oh, J, all the things I should have said, except I was too old and craggy and surly and just tight. I was too tight. Now, I'm gonna just miss your caramel-brown skin."
Agent K : I'll wing something.
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Agent K : There are things out there you don't need to know about.
Agent J : That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!
Agent K : I promised the secrets of the universe, nothing more.
Agent J : [on phone] Well, what other secrets are there?
Agent K : Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
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[repeated line]
Agent K : [Cross-checking Agent J while driving] Did you lose something over here hondo?
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Agent J : You know, there's a really high possibility now that I might know some things you don't know.
Agent K : I doubt it.
Agent J : I bet I know what went on between you and O.
Agent K : She's a very fine lady, but you know the rules: there's no fraternizing among agents.
Agent J : I think y'all might have fraternized once or twice...
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Agent J : I used to play a game with my dad called "catch", except I would just throw the ball and it'd hit the wall, 'cause he wasn't there.
Agent K : Don't bad mouth your old man!
Agent J : I'm not bad mouthing him, I just didn't really know him.
Agent K : [looking around the restaurant] It's not right...
Agent J : You damn right, it's not right. A little boy needs a father.
Agent K : Table 1 hasn't ordered a thing, table 3 over there just drank his 4th cup of duck sauce.
Agent O : [over the phone] K, the crashed ship from this morning was stolen from...
Agent K : LunarMax Prison, Boris the Animal.
Agent O : How did you know...?
Agent K : He always had a taste for spikey bulba. Give us a minute, will you Chief?
Agent J : We're in a situation...
Agent K : [sighs] Yeah... I'll take the chloropod, you take the taranbee and the hydronian over there, I'll take whoever is in the kitchen and meet you on the street.
Agent J : This is a very confusing time in my life.
