- Eloise McGarry: Today will not suck.
- [coming to Table #19]
- Eloise McGarry: Hi.
- Rezno Eckberg: Hello. Oh my God. Hi, I'm Renzo. I've achieved puberty and I'm in a rock band.
- Walter Thimple: I'm Walter and I've also achieved puberty.
- Freda Eckberg: I'm Francie Millner's first nanny.
- Jerry Kepp: I can smell the toilets from here, that's how well we know the bride and groom.
- Jerry Kepp: We 're ridiculous.
- Bina Kepp: We 're ridiculous? Everyone is ridiculous Jerry. Ok? You deal with it 'cause you have to.
- Jerry Kepp: Do you?
- Bina Kepp: Yeah, you do! That's life. You 're ridiculous and a mess. And you still hope that you 'll find someone who 'll think that you 'll be ok enough to be loved.
- Jerry Kepp: Is that what life is?
- Bina Kepp: Yeah, it is. And it's really weird that you don't know that by now!
- Walter Thimple: Hello. My name is Walter and I'm a successful businessman.
- Donny Haczyk: Nice. What line of work are you in?
- Walter Thimple: I could ask you the same question.
- Donny Haczyk: Me? Oh, I'm in beer and wine distribution.
- Walter Thimple: Same.
- Donny Haczyk: Oh, you are?
- Walter Thimple: Yeah.
- Donny Haczyk: Ever heard of a guy named Donny Haczyk?
- Walter Thimple: Yes. He's a knobhead.
- Donny Haczyk: He's a what?
- Walter Thimple: A knobhead. Like a dickhead.
- Donny Haczyk: I'm Donny Haczyk.
- Walter Thimple: [awkward silence] Good to see you again, Donny.
- Eloise McGarry: After 2 years you break up with me over text. Good luck with your future endeavors. What are you firing me? What the...