Bones (TV Series)

The Cinderella in the Cardboard (2009)

Michael Grant Terry: Wendell Bray

Quotes 

• Wendell Bray : What happened to your measuring tape?

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I don't know. Missing. There was a Post-It note from the Egyptology Department.

• Angela Montenegro : Where did this come from?

  Wendell Bray : Egyptology Department.

  Angela Montenegro : They let you borrow it?

  Wendell Bray : Well, no one was using it.

  Angela Montenegro : Tell me you're kidding.

  Wendell Bray : No. I left a note.

• Dr. Jack Hodgins : [after getting the remains off the cardboard]  Okay perfect.

  Wendell Bray : Now that's something I'd serve. Ha!... If she were a pizza, which she's not... So-so I'll stop now.

• Wendell Bray : So this guy ran her down, then backed up and ran her over again? That's a bad date.

• Wendell Bray : She was run over by a car.

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Seems like our victim was flattened before she was flattened.