FBI: Most Wanted (TV Series)
One-Zero (2021)
Ben Biggers: Dez
Quotes
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Tommy : We didn't know him. It was the first night we ever met him. He came to our table, and started asking Jake about lacrosse. Then he went to the bar and bought us a round. Had two beers with us, and he left.
Dez : Jake left right after?
Special Agent Jess LaCroix : Yeah. He said he felt tired. Weird, 'cause Jake will usually close the place down.
Dez : What's really weird is Jake's a D-pole. 200 pounds of muscle and quicker than a cat. There's no way that little shrimp could have thrown him off a bridge. He would've kicked his ass.
Special Agent Jess LaCroix : Maybe not after a night of drinking?
Special Agent Jess LaCroix : Did Dylan ever mention Jake's mother?
Tommy : No.
Special Agent Jess LaCroix : She's been in the news a lot lately.
Tommy : Yeah, but people are pretty chill about that here. She's kind of a hero.
Special Agent Sheryll Barnes : Were the four of you together the whole night?
Dez : Yeah.
Dez : Although...
Special Agent Sheryll Barnes : Although what?
Dez : Dylan went to take a leak before he left. I went in after him, and he was still there writing something on the stall door. Graffiti or something.
Special Agent Jess LaCroix : You remember what it was?
Dez : Just that he was using a red Sharpie. That bathroom's covered in tags. I figured it was his cell number and he was looking for a dude to hook up with.
Special Agent Sheryll Barnes : So he wasn't really interested in lacrosse?
Dez : He didn't hit on us or anything, but that's the vibe we got.
Special Agent Jess LaCroix : Could he and Jake have had a misunderstanding about that?
Tommy : Jake? Definitely not.
Special Agent Jess LaCroix : [leaving] All right, fellas. Thank you.
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Tommy : [eyeing girl] 20 degrees out, and she's rocking a crop top.
Jake Ferris : Oh, no complaints here.
Dez : Stacy's in my Econ class.
Jake Ferris : Econ? That's gonna destroy your GPA.
Dez : My dad made me take it.
Tommy : Well, maybe Stacy can tutor you on some of the finer points of supply and demand.
Dylan Wright : [walking up] Hey, what's up? You guys on the lacrosse team?
Jake Ferris : Uh, yeah, yeah. Why? You thinking of trying out?
Dylan Wright : No, no, recruited for football. I was all-state O-line in high school.
Dylan Wright : I'm kidding.
Dylan Wright : [goofy voice] I'm a grad student in the philosophy department.
Tommy : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dylan Wright : [normal voice] He believed me, though. Did you see that?
Jake Ferris : Yeah, right.
Dylan Wright : So, uh, how did you do last season?
Jake Ferris : 12 and 4.
Dylan Wright : Aw, sweet!
Dylan Wright : I'm Dylan, by the way. Oh, you guys look empty. Is it cool if I buy us another round?
Jake Ferris : Yeah, yeah. Whatever, bro. Go for it.
Dylan Wright : [to bartender] Four drafts. Please.