Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time (2009 Video Game)

David Kaye: Clank, Interviewer

Quotes 

• Qwark : The Nefarious Space Station; an impenetrable fortress fraught with danger and... eh... windows. Using my feminine wiles, I was able to convince the custodial staff to temporarily reroute the south wing thrash chute. This will be our point of entry. With the motion sensors deactivated, we should have smooth sailing into the south wing. Harnessing eight years of high school theater workshops, I will remain undercover as the lovely Shannon. My objective will be to escort you here.

  [accidentally shows picture of Qwark at a tropical beach] 

  Qwark : Oops, that's a vacation picture from the Maktar Resort Single Mingle. Don't know how that got there.

  [shows the correct picture] 

  Qwark : I'll escort you here, to a conveniently exposed thermal exhaust port. We will then endure rigorous calisthenics until we have lost enough body fat to squeeze through the port.

  Clank : Maybe I should handle this part of the mission.

  Qwark : Sure, that sounds quicker. Now, that port leads directly to Nefarious' personal quarters. Using the gigamorphic holo-ray, You'll be able to scan him and create a holographic disguise for Ratchet. With the disguise engaged, we should be able to breeze past the guards and infiltrate mission control were we'll use the main security terminal to atomize every docked ship in the fleet. With Nefarious trapped like a rat and the Clock safe, we can contact galactic authorities so that I may bask in the awesome glow of their admiration.

• Clank : I'm curious, what lie did you tell the Zoni in you quest for vengeance?

  Dr. Nefarious : Vengeance? You think I went through all this trouble for mere vengeance? And then they say I'm egomaniacal. Let's just say it's all in the past.