The Addams Family (TV Series)
Itt's Over (1992)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
Quotes
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[first lines]
[Lurch moans as a set of model trains are about to crash into each other at a crossroads]
Wednesday Addams : Prepare yourself, Pugsley!
Pugsley Addams : It's time to kick in the turbos! Oh yeah! Do it!
Wednesday Addams : And now for the coup de grace, Pugsley!
[Wednesday, Pugsley and Thing pull out plungers]
Gomez Addams : Stop! What are you two doing?
Wednesday Addams : We're sorry, Father. We didn't think you'd mind.
Gomez Addams : Mind? Of course I mind!
[takes a doll's pram, puts a cute teddy bear in it, and puts the pram on the crossroads...]
Gomez Addams : Ah, yes...!
Pugsley Addams : Yeah!
Gomez Addams : [grabbing a plunger] Let her rip, my lovely little atrocity!
Wednesday Addams : Oui, mon papa!
[big explosion]
Pugsley Addams : Ah, gotcha!
Gomez Addams : Now That"s the way to enjoy a wreck!
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Uncle Fester : Oh, Cousin Itt, I know I've troubled you many times for the honour of gnawing the birds out of your coiffe...
Gomez Addams : [excited] Fester! That's French!
Uncle Fester : Get away from me! Go talk to your wife!
Gomez Addams : Oh... oh, yeah, right...
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Gomez Addams : Cara mia, I just realized Fester's about to become a convicted felon! Do you know what that means?
Morticia Addams : A proud Addams tradition lives on!
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Uncle Fester : [in prison] It's a real hoot in here!
[chuckles]
Mr. Normanmeyer : What? You mean... you... you like it?
Uncle Fester : I love it! I made these great new friends. And they even let me flatten my hair in the license plate machine, too!
Gomez Addams : Aha! A childhood dream come true!
Uncle Fester : That's right! And I owe it all to my pal, Norm!
[hugs Normanmeyer through the bar, who starts banging the bars in frustration and despair]
Mr. Normanmeyer : No! No! No!
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Uncle Fester : [Fester us freed from jail] Oh, Cousin Itt, even though it means I have to leave this Shangri-La, I'm a smiling fool just because you're back!
[Itt jabbers]
Uncle Fester : What? You can have me thrown in jail any time I want and I don't even have to commit a crime?
Morticia Addams : [off screen] Oh, Gomez.
Uncle Fester : [kisses Itt] Gee, thanks!
Gomez Addams : Just one of the benefits of having a government man in the family!
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Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez, there's something so romantic about a train ride.
Gomez Addams : The wind in your hair, the clickety-clack of the tracks... and being robbed and kidnapped by a bunch of cutthroats!
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Morticia Addams : I hope you're successful, Uncle Fester.
Uncle Fester : [tying his hair to the car] Don't worry, Morticia. Remember how well it worked when I grew that blue arm?
Gomez Addams : Besides, just think how much fun Lurch will have dragging Fester around the neighborhood, the lucky dog!
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Gomez Addams : We haven't had a family tragedy like this since Uncle Goner caught the plague!
Morticia Addams : What was tragic about that, dear?
Gomez Addams : I didn't catch it!
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Morticia Addams : Dear, the police are here to see Uncle Fester...
Gomez Addams : They probably want to use him as a crash-test dummy again! That ought to cheer him up!
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Wednesday Addams : Uncle Fester, your hair...!
Uncle Fester : Oh, no! Is it back?
Morticia Addams : No, dear, it's all gone!
Uncle Fester : Well... I guess I was so worried about Cousin Itt that my hair fell out!
Gomez Addams : That must be a load off your mind.
Uncle Fester : Yeah, and we can deep-fry it at the next family picnic!
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Uncle Fester : Cousin Itt, I throw myself upon the mercy of your split ends! Tell me how to get rid of this hair.
[Itt jabbers]
Morticia Addams : Oh, dear, it's classified government information.
Gomez Addams : Cara mia! Another bureaucratic cover-up!
Uncle Fester : You government agents are all alike: three-foot tall balls of unfeeling fur! And after all those times I licked your driveway clean!
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Mr. Normanmeyer : That's him, officer, he did it, he killed Cousin Hairball, arrest him.
Uncle Fester : Ditto, Norm.
[sniffs]
Uncle Fester : Lock me up and throw away the key, I deserve to rot in jail.
Morticia Addams : Fester wants to rot in jail. Oh, Gomez, he must be starting to feel better already.
Gomez Addams : He's got that old Addams verve back!