- Morticia Addams: Darling, our son is associating with a petty, vindictive man like Mr. Normanmeyer.
- Gomez Addams: At least he's still a good judge of character.
- Pugsley Addams: Thanks, sis. I don't know anything about girls, except how to use kitchen utensils on them.
- Wednesday Addams: That's a fine start, brother. And tomorrow we'll make sure Shella succombes to your Addams charm.
- Pugsley Addams: Eh, mother, father, why do we have this old... stuff lying around the house?
- Gomez Addams: Well, son, I wouldn't talk about your grandmother like that.
- Morticia Addams: [not certain she approves of the girl Pugsley loves] Oh, darling, she looks so... pleasant.
- Pugsley Addams: You're right.
- Gomez Addams: Well, Tish, they say that love is blind.
- Mortimer: [after finding a large tentacle inside Pugsley's lunchbox] Tha - that's your lunch?
- Pugsley Addams: Well, actually, I'm his lunch...
- [jumps in]
- Mortimer: Man, you are weird, Addams!
- [runs off]
- Wednesday Addams: [Pugsley is heard laughing inside his lunchbox] Pugsley, tell your food to stop playing!