The Addams Family (TV Series)
Hide and Go Lurch/Hook, Line and Stinkers/A Sword Fightin' Thing (1992)
Debi Derryberry: Wednesday Addams
Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Wednesday, be a dear and fetch your uncle, please.
Wednesday Addams : 'Tis my pleasure, Mother... Behold, a pile of ants!
[Fester appears with a spoon and a bottle of ketchup]
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Wednesday Addams : Break a leg, Father.
Gomez Addams : Ah, I could only wish!
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Wednesday Addams : Friend Lurch, confess. You knew they were under that weight all the time, did you not?
[Lurch moans with bashfulness]
Pugsley Addams : Ah, you old softy!
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Wednesday Addams : Lurch has something to say - ahem! - does he not?
Lurch : Iiiiii leeeet yoouuuu wiiiinnnn.
Uncle Fester : Well, tie me up and paint bugs on my face!
Gomez Addams : You mean... we were duped, cheated, buffaloed?
Lurch : Biiiinnnngoooo.
Gomez Addams : [shakes Lurch's hand] Glad to hear it, governor! Thank you.
Uncle Fester : [hugs Lurch] Bless your artificial hearts!
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Pugsley Addams : Mom, why don't we just trash my old head vice? I'm too big for it now!
Wednesday Addams : Yes, and I've outgrown the comfort of Uncle Fester's pickled tonsils sloshing next to me at bedtime.
Gomez Addams : Because, my little ghastlings, we Addamses never throw away old memories. We cherish them. In here, the attic!
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Gomez Addams : Great Guns in August! Family! Guess what I've found!
Pugsley Addams : Uncle Fester's first head?
Wednesday Addams : Does the third eye still blink?
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Pugsley Addams : Stuffed in a gunny sack, drug up a chimney, treated like dirt...
Wednesday Addams : Wow, is this an early birthday present or what?