Mom (TV Series)

Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy (2021)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Jill Kendall : I used to believe that if something wasn't perfect, it was a failure.

• Jill Kendall : One time I took a pottery class but I was so bad at it, after a few minutes I faked an appendicitis and left.

  Wendy Harris : That's so sad.

  Jill Kendall : Well I didn't actually have an appendicitis!

  Wendy Harris : I mean how much life you miss out on by abandoning projects just because you're not perfect at them.

• Andy : Thanks for the

  [realizes his finger went through Jill's bowl] 

  Andy : oh shoot!

  Jill Kendall : Well, now it's a planter!

• Jill Kendall : I've been taking a dance class every morning, it's called Hippity Hoppity Dance Till You Droppity.

  Wendy Harris : Just hearing the name makes me wanna go!

• Jill Kendall : Are you sure you want to come back to the class?

  Wendy Harris : You mean because I suck?

  Jill Kendall : That wasn't the word I was going to use, but yeah.

  Wendy Harris : That makes it even more fun, it's like a movie that's so bad it's good, I had Snakes on a Plane level fun there!