The Addams Family (TV Series)

Addams Family PTA (1992)

Nancy Linari: Morticia Addams

Quotes 

• Morticia Addams : Gomez, how will I ever get closer to the children?

  Gomez Addams : I know, let's have Lurch sew Pugsley to your back!

• Morticia Addams : Did anything exciting happen to you today, Pugsley, dear?

  Pugsley Addams : Well, our bus driver, Mr. Johnson, grabbed me from behind, dragged me to the back of the bus and strapped me to this table.

  Morticia Addams : But why the frown?

  Pugsley Addams : He forgot to gag me.

  [Thing jumps up and stuffs a hankerchief in Pugsley's mouth] 

  Pugsley Addams : Gah!

  [muffled] 

  Pugsley Addams : Thanks, Thing!

• Morticia Addams : Darling, scavenger hunt now, Charles de Gaulle later.