The Addams Family (TV Series)

Little Big Thing/Little Bad Riding Hood/Metamorphosister (1992)

Debi Derryberry: Wednesday Addams

Quotes 

• Pugsley Addams : Aha! Surprise, sis!

  [douses Wednesday] 

  Pugsley Addams : You are now a... porcupine?

  Wednesday Addams : This has potential...

• Pugsley Addams : [being stomped by a rhinoceros Wednesday]  Wait! Hold it! Time out!

  Wednesday Addams : What ails you, brother?

  Pugsley Addams : I wanted to change you into a dog and make you miserable, and look what happened! I got stomped, crushed, trampled... I mean, why should I have all the fun? It's just not fair!

  Wednesday Addams : But brother Pugsley, I can think of no greater joy than pummeling you into non-existence.

  Pugsley Addams : Do you really mean it?

  Wednesday Addams : With all my heart.

  Pugsley Addams : Cool! Then don't let me stop you! Let it pour, Thing!

  [Thing douses Wednesday with several drops of the chemical] 

• Wednesday Addams : [shapeshifting between various heavy beasts]  Wonderful...

• [Wednesday brings a gift for her brother Pugsley] 

  Pugsley Addams : An ankle-shackle!

  [gasps] 

  Pugsley Addams : For me? You shouldn't have!

  Wednesday Addams : I know.

  Pugsley Addams : [putting it on]  And it even fits!

  Wednesday Addams : Good.

  [fires a cannonball, which was tied to the shackle. This sends Pugsley flying into the air...] 

• Pugsley Addams : [douses Wednesday]  Okay! Now you are a dog!

  [Out of the mist, a clawed hand holds out a picture of a dog...] 

  Wednesday Addams : No, Pugsley, this dog...

  [holds up a framed picture of a dog] 

  Wednesday Addams : ... me grizzly!

  [unsheathes claws] 

• Pugsley Addams : Uh-oh! Now she's a wildebeest! Great... what do they do?

  Wednesday Addams : [charging]  Allow me!