- Pastor Jeff: Mary, I am so sorry about today. I understand why you're upset, but the church is still your family. I just hate to see you walk away from the Lord.
- Mary Cooper: [pauses and sighs sadly] Feels like He's walking away from me.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Interrupting the sermon] Excuse me, am I the only one struck by the incredible hypocrisy of this sermon? You go on and on about loving one another and how God is love, but not when it comes to my mother and our family? And why? Because my brother impregnated a women 11 years older than him? Which one could argue is an act of love - at least on his part. She doesn't seem to care for him.
- Mary Cooper: My son is going to be in jail overnight?
- George Cooper Sr.: What about your mother?
- Mary Cooper: She's been there before!